Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Wednesday Funny

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.

After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing. The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled,

'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"

7 comments:

Vinnie Sorce said...

Lol, not to bad. I don't know, I would have certainly noticed the outfit.

mandy said...

Too funny! I almost spit potatoes all over my screen at work. Thanks for posting that!

Allison said...

LOL!!! That is freaking hilarious!!!!

SS+1 said...

LMAO! I can totally see that being me (if I ever find a husband!!)

buckeyebabe99 said...

LOL!!!

Yep, that's pretty much it. And we've only been married 3 years. 9 total years of experience though so that really sucks.

travel girl said...

Visiting from Julie's blog.

Actually, I'm lying. I have read your blog before today. I just never left a comment.

Funny story:)

Kim and Dave said...

Danica, that's hilarious!