Thursday, March 27, 2008

I'm in I'm on It's Done

Okay well my friend John did it, but none the less I am online.....wireless!!! Yes folks I am sitting on my couch typing this, watching American Idol on my DVR, coughing up a lung. YAY I owe a lot of thanks to John for helping me out tonight.

Now I'm trying to think about what my next endeavor is....hum.

I'll keep you posted.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Anyone got any sperm?

Think I'll drive by the bank and get me some sperm. ::hawking spit::

I go to the OB today only to hear her say "Danica you're running out of precious fertility time. You need to consider getting pregnant." Um ya that's all fine and dandy if a. I was in a relationship with a man, b. In a relationship with a man, and c. UM DID I MENTION I'M NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP? So when I say that to her, she then tells me that I should consider visiting a sperm bank. At that very moment my heart sank into my chest and I realized how defective I really am. I'm single, not in love and will quite possibly never be a mother to a biological child of my own. :sigh:

I have six, count them 6 months to decide how I want to handle the pregnancy situation. Until then I'll be dopped up on Lupron shots, which make your body think they are in menopause (ah yes, that's a turn on to a man..menopause = bitchiness). After getting a shot every month for six months I then have to decide if I want to try for a biological baby of my own, or do I just have the hysterectomy and go straight for adoption when I find a man?

Now hear me out. I'm not saying I need a man to complete me. That's not the case. I just don't know how I feel about being a single mom to a sperm bank baby or to a baby I adopt. How do you tell them they don't really have a father? So I have alot of talking to do with God. I pray He shows me the way. He has all of the answers.


And life goes the accidental single girl.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Here ya'll go!

FINALLY I am posting some pictures from the St. Patrick's Day party. You would have thought that I was busy with work or something. HA
Anyway, I'm gonna jump off of here, get some din din and make Isaiah snuggle up with me and watch a movie (he hates the word snuggle). :-)

Oh BTW - I cut my hair last night. It's super short in the back and long on the sides. Again, I'll try to get a picture, but you know how bad I am with posting pictures!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Just Catching Up

My annual St. Patrick's Day party was a blast! So many friends showed up with yummie food and loads of alcohol (hey there's still plenty left in my fridge!). I managed to:

  • Eat one too many Jell-O shots
  • Repeat myself 500 times in the same sentence
  • Hug everyone more than once
  • Get locked in the master bathroom goofing around with friends
  • Scare the crap out of my friend Bev (mwah - love you!)
  • Not freak out over the mud dragged through the kitchen area onto the carpet
  • Unclog a toliet (shhh I didn't tell anyone about this)
  • Kick Chad's butt in bowling (gotta love the Wii)

Needless to say, I was up and ready to head to my friend's daughter's muscial the next day, after getting to bed at 4am! :-) Such a trooper I am. The play was awesome. Samantha was hyterically bitchy and her love for acting was extremly apparent. Love you Sam. Can't wait to watch you in college. Go get'em girl!

So other than that, I'm stressed out from work, suffering from a severe case of bronchitis that has me talking like I'm a hooker, and wishing like hell I could get my fat ass back in the gym. I don't wish bronchitis on anyone.

I will do my best to get pictures posted this week of the St. Patrick's Day party. I'm having dinner with Isaiah tonight (he's cooking!), so I can't do that tonight.

My next challenge: hooking up wireless internet so I can use my fancy new laptop!

Stay tuned.....

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Mission Completed

It was a few days in the making but I finally, with the help of a friend, got the garage handle on the door!!!! Shew. That took some time. Had it not been for Isaiah, I think it might have taken longer to complete.

Still suffering from bronchitis. Much to my surprise I am now almost voiceless. I can't believe I'm losing my voice! I'm hosting my annual St Patrick's Day party and I won't be able to really "talk" to my guests. I'm so bummed.

Gotta run. Too much to do to get ready for the big bash. I promise to post pictures if I have time tomorrow.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Hol-e-y Doors and More

Sorry I've been MIA for a day or two. I've been down and out with bronchitis and yesterday it just royally kicked my hiney. I slept most of the day away yesterday and hardly found the time to play with my new laptop. I'm hoping today I can dive into my new Inspirion 1720 - RED edition - laptop and see just what it is I squeezed my butt cheeks together to buy. :-)

Anyway, so you're wondering about the door knob.....

Well friends, I attempted and failed, at fixing the door handle. In fact when I was **trying** to fix the handle, a.k.a. shoving a screwdriver in anything that looked like it needed a good screw, I think I jacked it up a little bit more. Eventually the door knob fell off, thus making it impossible to put back on. So off to Lowe's I go...maybe not tonight, but definitely by tomorrow. Guess I'll fill you in on that journey once I get back. While at Lowes I'll have to get a water filter for my refrigerator....think I'll buy the right one? HA!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Door Jam

Seriously I think God is testing my ability to become handy around the house. Late last night I decided my boys (Boots and Boomer - my two wonderful cats - ROWR) needed their litter box changed. Not a big deal right? Nothing handy involved right? Well I get the litter changed, walk to the back door to dispose of the nastiness and wouldn't you know it, the door from the house to the garage will not budge. Well shoot, for a second I had a blonde moment and thought I was locked IN my house holding a nice warm bag of shit. :-) After I realized that I could get OUT of the house by going through the FRONT door, I then wondered how am I going to get my car out of the garage since my outside garage key pad isn't working?

After sifting through the junk drawer I found another remote to the garage. Bingo, I'm in the garage and there in front of my baby blues is the door handle barely hanging on for dear life. You may ask yourself how in the world did that happen? Well, right now, I'm asking myself the very same thing!

Being that it was late I didn't have the time, nor the energy to throw into what seems like a challenging task. So this evening I invite you back to see just how I will manage to fix my door handle.

Stay tuned....

Sunday, March 9, 2008

A New Beginning

I started a blog sometime ago but then my mother fell ill and I couldn't keep up with my blog. After she passed away I tried to find humor in my blog. I struggled to find meaning to keep it updated. It didn't feel right adding humor to a blog where so much sadness remained. Eventually I stopped blogging and until now, I had no idea that I wanted to blog again.

So today, after being home sick all day, I decided that I would create a new blog that narrated life's little challenges about being single. I'm sure there will be many humorous days along with some very sad, lonely days. But I assure you, I'm a pretty peppy person with quite an outlook on life. I look forward to sharing my journey with you and gathering up any advice you might have for me.

Welcome to the life of an "accidental single girl."